After being married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a little sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old babe.”

“Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice king-sized bed and a plasma screen TV, but I sleep with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife, being a very reasonable woman, told me to go out and find a hot 25-year old babe, and she would make sure that I could once again live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, sleep on a little sofa bed and watch a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.